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One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.
Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.
dorkslap by rc6ir February 19, 2011
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Duckslap 

When you duck an opponent's blow and then counter with an open-handed riposte. Often this can be achieved by someone with lightning quick reflexes, and made more embarrassing, when the executor of the Duckslap is David to the aggressor's Goliath.
Tyler: I got a mean right hook.
Chad: Freddie's got a weave game, watch the Duckslap.
Duckslap by Ad Heteronym May 15, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004