durkslap

A durkslap is when a man of an indien origen unravles his turben and slaps you with it till he is done durkslaping you for being rasist.

you: hey why dont you go blow up a tower.
indien person: Why are you insulting my people?!?!??!?!?
friend: shit man lets get out of here before he durkslaps you one in the mouth.

by SpAcE gRaSs May 1, 2009

dorkslap

One whose daily existence must be dissimilar but not cosmically unequal to being unendingly slapped with a whale penis.

Some dorkslap came in here trying to sell something and called me "big guy" but the last thing I'm buying is an ironic nickname.

by rc6ir February 19, 2011

Duckslap

When you duck an opponent's blow and then counter with an open-handed riposte. Often this can be achieved by someone with lightning quick reflexes, and made more embarrassing, when the executor of the Duckslap is David to the aggressor's Goliath.

Tyler: I got a mean right hook.
Chad: Freddie's got a weave game, watch the Duckslap.

by Ad Heteronym May 15, 2021