dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

dickshaking

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

by ecrear November 28, 2010

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

Dicksling

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of

I got myself into a real dicksling

by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009

dickscoping

Instead of using the scope properly, you aim down the sights and shoot when the crosshairs meet, then zoom back out. Anyone who doesn't snipe this way is called out for being a hardscoper.

I would like to see those kids try dickscoping in Iraq.

by poniesareawesome June 21, 2012

Dickswiping

Using ones own dick to swipe right on Tinder.

*person that sucks on Tinder* "Jason is teaching me how dickswiping is properly done so i can bag those hotties"

by Razeman September 4, 2017

Dickslinger

The version of "sword fighting" with 2 or more gay cowboys in assless chaps.

We were riding the trails on horseback and came across a few dickslingers.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 18, 2020