Drainspire 

Draining person you are likely to grey rock because if you didn’t they would eat you up whole draining your energy, money and stealing from you. It’s all take take take.

Get out of my life you are such a drainspire

Drainspire by Peace lover March 14, 2023

drainpipes 

A style of trousers that became very popular in the late-70s early European punk movement. Current popularity amongst emo teens aside, drainpipes were, originally, the anti-bellbottoms, worn by The Ramones, The Clash, The Prunes, The Stooges (when Iggs could be persuaded to wear clothing at all!), and other bands that mattered. To say drainpipes are fitted pants worn by radio-friendly emos is like saying Good Charlotte is punk. Or Gwen Stefani is glam. Or My Chemical Romance is rock. It's a f***ing sin, and anyone who perpetrates this crime against intelligence should be ashamed. Plus lined up and shot and burried in an unmarked grave.

"When punk hit Ireland, Gav was one of the first to sport drainpipes."

"I found him very intimidating, because I was still wearing my broke flares like a common poof."

drainpipes by FintanF November 10, 2008

Drainpipe Boner 

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.

Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!

Drainpipe Boner by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007

Drainpipe 

An act of sex that can take place between one reciever of either sex, and any number of male givers.

The reciever takes a plastic funnel and lodges it in their anus, whilst the givers ejaculate into said funnel.

Did you hear 'X' had a drainpipe with 'Y' and 'Z'?

Who recieved?

'X'

Drainpipe by Bennettbox July 26, 2009

Afghan Drainpipe 

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

Afghan Drainpipe by Lardtoe January 2, 2021

drainpipe jeans

jeans which are very tight or skinny. simples

i bought some drainpipe jeans

those drainpipes are very expensive

drainpipe jeans by your mum is fit December 13, 2009

drainpipes 

Long before punk, drainpipes were originaly popular in the mid to late fifties amongst Teddy Boys, often coupled with a velvet-collared drape jacket to form a suit.
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.

Person 1: Check that guy's quiff! And what a snappy dreser!

Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.

drainpipes by Sydney Rosewater August 13, 2007