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drainpipe 

Large type of muffler and/or exhaust system piping for a car. Usually 2.5" - 3" exhausts are regarded as drainpipe.
Check the drainpipe on that Skyline!
drainpipe by mikk999 July 3, 2006

drainpipe 

What you call someone of they are a complete chancer.
Your're a drainpipe
drainpipe by Uncle Gay September 10, 2003

Drainpipe 

Skinny girl who doesn't have well defined female curves
I was bullied for the way i looked in highschool ... I was very skinny and always considered as a tomboy or a drainpipe
Drainpipe by YanAgha March 23, 2018

drainpipe 

An area where you might pass out. If you go all out, that is.
If you go all out you might pass out in a drainpipe - Brendon Urie
drainpipe by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Drainpipe 

An act of sexual intercourse where a drainpipe (receiver) lodges a funnel-like object into their anus, allowing for one or 7 givers to ejaculate into the receiver.
"That dude is definitely guilty of committing drainpipe." - Toasty
Drainpipe by Juice WRLD took a L October 4, 2023

Drainpipe Boner 

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!