Lardtoe's definitions

Gosker

a douche bag who thinks they are above others by being more meta, or hip than others. Known to wear bucket hats and talk down to others for not enjoying shitting music they think is amazing.

“That dumbass with a bucket hat just called me mid because I don’t like hobo Johnson.” “What a fucking Gosker”

by Lardtoe September 22, 2023

Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

by Lardtoe January 2, 2021