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self-esteem whore

A girl or woman who regularly goes out seeking anonymous sex not because they enjoy it, but because they feel that it will increase their self-esteem. However, it often has the opposite effect, though these poor, misguided girls often continue in the hope that they achieve the desired effect.
She went through the London bars each week looking for anonymous sex with any guy that would have her just to feel better about herself. She's a self-esteem whore.
by DaveZeroZero February 7, 2009
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forest

An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.

It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
Man, that party last night was a forest! There were so many hot girls!
by DaveZeroZero April 5, 2008
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Cuntry

A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.

It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.

It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.

Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008
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pwnishment

What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".

A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
1337 kid 1: haha, i 7074llY pwned that n00b
1337 kid 2: yeah man, that was some mad pwnishment.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
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lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
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comedicide

The act of killing a joke, whether it be one that happened on the spot or a running one.

A person who is entirely funny and makes a habit of committing comedicide can be considered a comedicidal maniac.
Dude, you totally killed that joke - or should i say that you've just committed comedicide!
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
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3 album death

When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.
Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.
by DaveZeroZero October 18, 2007
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