doucheketeer 

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

doucheketeer by N. C. June 13, 2008

doucheketeers 

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchekateer 

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.

Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.

Douchekateer by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011

douchekittery 

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

douchekittery by LauraBo May 15, 2009

DoucheKelver 

A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person.

Peter is a DoucheKelver.

DoucheKelver by Angus R February 21, 2015

douchemeter 

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

douchemeter by olympiacos December 26, 2006