douchekazoo

A douche who is so annoyingly loud, even a kazoo cannot surpass his annoyance

Timmy "dilgasblkvb aiosjgnasb eslfgbaohgbagbasgbaslhgb;aeojbf"
Jack Ferrum "that kid is such a douchekazoo"

by douchekazoo231 May 22, 2014

douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

douchekoo

1. A small fugly bird
2. A small cute bird
3. A person who's being really annoying/douchey

What was that thing that just flew into the window? Oh, it was just a douchekoo.

Stop pestering me, douchekoo!

by JulyJewel July 18, 2006

Douchekabob

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009

douchealoop

-noun

the act of douching with friends at a social gathering; can also be used as a derogatory term

1) Hey Jill, this douchealoop has been great! Now, can you pass the douche?

2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!

by Micah Perry August 7, 2007

doushekazoo

Meaning someone that goes above and beyond the act of being a regular doushebag. A real pros pro

He has gone too far what a doushekazoo

by anonymous February 4, 2024