DoucheDyke 

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.

DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"

DoucheDyke by robbindahood August 10, 2010

Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.

Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014

doucheketeers 

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

doucheketeers by Telephony June 10, 2013

Douchecake 

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

Douchecake by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchenuke 

Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.

Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.

Douchenuke by Foofy! May 9, 2011

doucheketeer 

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

doucheketeer by N. C. June 13, 2008

Douchecake 

A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag

Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake

Douchecake by topha April 20, 2006