Douchant

Scumbag, Medicare/Medicade fraudulent scumbag that will eventually be caught and face the consequences of being a crooked peice of shit.

Douchant,

Full schedule of med B patients yet never treats anyone.
Fraud, scumbag, dickhead, peice of shit. Director at UPPER EAST SIDE NURSING AND REHABILITATION!

by MEDICAREAUDIT February 10, 2022

Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009

Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys

We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.

by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010

Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.

Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!

by ___p February 21, 2011

Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

by pants are optional July 24, 2010

doushant

Smart, intelligent person who is very wise. Absolute daddy material. Is obviously a Leo.

Hi Doushant! Come sit with us!
Doushant is so smart

It’s Leo season, Doushant is ready to shine!

Get those Tassomai daily goals Doushant!

by Lauren Chadwick October 19, 2019