leo3375's definitions

fivelight

To pressure someone to surrender their senses and memories

Taken from the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Chain of Command (part II).” Captain Picard is shown four lights and is told that there are five. Every time he says there are only four lights he’s electrocuted. This episode is heavily inspired by George Orwell’s novel “1984.”

Credit to author Alexandra Erin for coining the term.

The fivelighting on him had become see effective that he did not believe anything that debunked the alternate reality he had been made to accept.

by leo3375 June 5, 2019

Pug Theory

The notion that someone can be so ugly they're cute.

She certainly isn't beautiful by society's standards, but through Pug Theory there is something strangely beautiful and graceful about her.

by leo3375 June 30, 2011

Cat Dad

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

by leo3375 March 25, 2010

Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Sextortion

A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money

David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.

by leo3375 October 3, 2009

Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.

"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire

by leo3375 September 22, 2009

FLUID

Internet acronym meaning "fucking look up, I did;" used to direct people to perform searches before asking questions

n00b: Can anyone tell me how to download songs to my iPhone?

experienced user: FLUID ya dumbfuck!

by leo3375 June 4, 2009