Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.
Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
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Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
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I didn't even say anything, and he was all "Hey, you know what would be great on that salad? Some VEAL!" What a douchetarian.
by 'Rixx March 2, 2009
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Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.
Douchè brother who is very into themselves.
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.
Douchè brother who is very into themselves.
by smarky.smark March 20, 2015
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Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.
John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.
John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.
by NapalmNick September 12, 2013
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