Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

Douchanium by pants are optional July 24, 2010

Douchaism 

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

Douchaism by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchanity 

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009

Doucheium 

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

Doucheium by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

douchetanium by trout9000 May 31, 2010

Douchenism 

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

Douchenism by HRabbit November 28, 2017