Douchatania 

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

Douchatania by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

douchetarian 

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

douchetarian by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

Douchétarian by sherwinre August 2, 2017

douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

douchetanium by trout9000 May 31, 2010

Douchetarian 

Somebody who harasses someone for being a vegetarian, even though said vegetarian doesn't shove their dietary habits down anyone's throats.

I didn't even say anything, and he was all "Hey, you know what would be great on that salad? Some VEAL!" What a douchetarian.

Douchetarian by 'Rixx March 2, 2009

douchètarian 

Practice of only consuming douchè
Someone who has surpassed the level of douchèbag.

Douchè brother who is very into themselves.

Man Elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?

douchètarian by smarky.smark March 20, 2015

Douchateria 

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

Douchateria by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013