Dongstache 

A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.

Look at that guy! He totally has a dongstache!

Dongstache by ubrsyn November 26, 2010

dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

dogstacle 

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

dogstacle by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogstacle 

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

dogstacle by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

dorkstache 

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks

wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !

dorkstache by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010

dogstacle 

A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.

dogstacle by AstroDoc July 18, 2009

bongstache 

The ring of black or brown resin you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, nothing but my Bongstache.

bongstache by Evolving door November 25, 2013