dogstacle 

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

dogstacle by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogstacle 

When a dog becomes an obstacle.

I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark.

dogstacle by slimsalmon January 25, 2005

dogstacle 

A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in the hallway when you get up to pee in the middle of the night.

You: Dude! What happened to your face?
Me: I stubbed my toe on a dogstacle last night and fell into the piranha aquarium.

dogstacle by AstroDoc July 18, 2009

Dogstacle Course 

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.

To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course

Dogstacle Course by Nordoc July 28, 2025

dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

Dongstache 

A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.

Look at that guy! He totally has a dongstache!

Dongstache by ubrsyn November 26, 2010

Logstacle 

A large piece of hound rope usually found down a thin back alley, ginnel or snicket, where one has to manoeuvre over it like its an obstacle.

Bloody hell Jeeves, walking down the back alley to yours I was confronted by a rather large logstacle which was a bugger to leap over. It almost tripped me up

Logstacle by BigBadBeako November 20, 2019