dorkstache

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks

wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !

by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010

dirtstache

A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.

Look at AJs dirtstache, did he dive into a pile of shit?

by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007

duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

Dongstache

A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.

Look at that guy! He totally has a dongstache!

by ubrsyn November 26, 2010

workstache

noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.

Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!

Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!

by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009