dorkstache
dorkstache by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010
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dirtstache
A thin layer of facial hair on the upper lip that looks like dirt was smeared over the persons face.
dirtstache by omgwtfywontudie (bill) November 8, 2007
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duckstache
a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache
duckstache by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011
Dongstache
A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.
Dongstache by ubrsyn November 26, 2010
workstache
noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don't have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.
Alton: Dude, what's that cat doing on your face?
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!
Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!
Brian: Chill yo, that's my workstache!
Brian: Oh my gosh, I'm so stressed out! I have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! At least afterwards I'll be more like Chuck Norris.
Alton: Dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. I wish I had one!
Brian: Nah man, you're not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
Alton: Aw shucks! I'm SO jealous!
workstache by Harri Upper Lip November 11, 2010
dickstache
When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.
Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.
Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.
dickstache by r0tc0d February 19, 2007
Dickstache
Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.
Dickstache by Mochicho February 10, 2009
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