Dongslap

The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.

I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.

The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.

by horhay_achoa July 1, 2003

Dongslap

The impromptu act of forcefully releasing one's schlong from his pants and subsequently whipping it across the temple, ear, or forehead area of the target subject.

Come closer so I can dongslap you.
Rosie looked at me funny, so I dongslapped her 14 times in a back-and-forth motion.

by Don Max May 12, 2003

Dongslap

what you do to your someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth

Poboom: shaddapa your maoth
Hakko*dongslap*

by Hakko February 21, 2004