dongslapper

he/she who slaps dongs

I was asleep. I felt a harsh blow on my dong. I believe I fell victim to a dongslapper.

dongslapper by Tony Tornado February 18, 2009

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dongshlopper

The word give to any inanament object that is extremely large

jill: holy fuck that guy's cock was a dongshlopper
bill:ya, i agree

dongshlopper by jay planedin January 1, 2006

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dongslapper • dongshlopper • dongstopper

dongstopper

Synonym cocokblocker: when a man has his dong extended long and thinks his conquest is in the bag when suddenly an oily bohunk enters the scene and steals his woman away.

Dongstopper- That frat boy dongstopped me on a cougar I was working on all night long.

dongstopper by Stenic November 17, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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