Definitions by dionisio

dongslaught

An onslaught of dong, or lots of dong being used in offensive measures to humiliate, irritate, or copulate. Usually associated with Omegle Video, Chatroulette, and band trips.

Naive little Charlie was corrupted by a dongslaught on Omegle Videochat.

dongslaught by dionisio August 13, 2010

Alaskan Blue Fire 

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.

Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.

Alaskan Blue Fire by dionisio April 21, 2010