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A word one must say when the word "wangs" is uttered.
<dcomposed> Wangs.
<dragonxero> Dongs.
dongs by dragonxero May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
People who use your stuff when you don't want them too
Look at those dongs over There stealing my car
Dongs by Humankind August 22, 2014

dongs-n-arms

when 2 naked guys are fighting and swinging they punch left dong goes right
my friend nick and his roomie jeff got into a fight in the shower room , man it was all dongs-n-arms
dongs-n-arms by DUGZSANTA January 9, 2005

Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
Twin Dongs by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008

Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !
He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery

MK Dongs 

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.
The MK Dongs do not have many fans
MK Dongs by AFCW June 2, 2004

Milton Keynes Dongs 

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.
The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.
Milton Keynes Dongs by AFCW July 1, 2004
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