Definitions by sp0rkius

dong slap 

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

dong slap by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode) 

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".

Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode) by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

wardrobe malfunction by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

ozzy 

The least singer of Black Sabbath, quite possibly the third greatest band in the Universe ever, though he often takes the spotlight while the other three never get noticed. Which is a shame, because they rock. He also wears Addidas trousers, though I guess judging people for wearing a certain brand is just as band as judging people for NOT wearing a certain band, so I won't comment on that.

Ozzy is a damn fine singer, but Iommi is the brains of the band.

ozzy by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

war on

A synonym of "stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of".

"Stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of drugs" or "Stupid excuse to spend public money on nothing and gain votes by apprearing to address the problem of terrorism" for example.

war on by sp0rkius February 29, 2004