Dirty Elvio

When you're working out, drop a weight on your foot, and it makes your orgasm from the pain.

Man... I was doing curls the other day, this thicc shorty walked by, I dropped my dumbbell on my foot and had a dirty Elvio right in my LuLu's!

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Dirty Elvira

When a boy get down there yk and you get turned off so u call one of your sugar daddys to finish the job

Dirty Elvira have many sugar daddys
Dirty Elvira is a horny girl

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The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.

Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio

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Do your chick in the ass then pull it out and use her own shit to make sideburns on her face.

Bill: Hey Greg did you fuck Mary yet?

Greg: Hell yeah! I even gave that bitch The Dirty Elvis *thumbs up*

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Taking a plus 9 incher to the ass to the point of vomiting up your last meal

I did a dirty Eliot last night, sis, safe to say there was chez-it's and sperm EVERYWHERE

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While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.

Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.

Afterward we went to get tacos.

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When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.

“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”

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