Diplosexual

Bisexual man in a rad delirious state of denial, (or extremely closeted). Who refuses to accept he's not straight but would date a man or recive a blowjob.

Usually a top.

“I’m sure I’ve gotten a blowjob from a guy before. I don’t know if it’s gay unless you make eye contact… I think the best answer I have is I’m not gay. There are a couple guys I could date, life partner-wise.” - Diplo 2023

I'm like diplosexual bro just don't look at me while you do it.

He's so diplosexual but will never admit it.

by xxDocxx February 29, 2024

delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

diegosexual

A person who loves Diego attracted to him sexually and can go 4rounds non stop with him

"Boyfriend I think am becoming a Diegosexual"

by Diegosexual November 14, 2020

Dinosexual

Is someone that can't be bothered finding someone to have sex with, thus leading to the extinction of there species.

Dynomite is such a Dinosexual.

by Digger111 July 9, 2014

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

disnosexual

Someone who is only attracted to Disney Channel stars, Disney cartoon characters, and just Disney in general. Such people do not date REAL people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about Disney Channel stars. They usually are fans of High School Musical, The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Disnosexuals are usually preteens.

Lisa and I were at the mall when we passed a Disney store. Inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a Zac Efron pillow, a Jonas Brother's Diary, and a Hannah Montana Barbie Doll.

Lisa: Jesus, what disnosexuals. They should get boyfriends.

by PrincessGoldieLocks January 8, 2009

Diosexual

A person who is attracted most (if not exclusively to) Dio Brando/DIO from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Jack: I finally realized that I'm actually Diosexual.

by Rero King of Cherries April 3, 2021