Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021

delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021

diegosexual 

A person who loves Diego attracted to him sexually and can go 4rounds non stop with him

"Boyfriend I think am becoming a Diegosexual"

diegosexual by Diegosexual November 14, 2020

Dinosexual 

Is someone that can't be bothered finding someone to have sex with, thus leading to the extinction of there species.

Dynomite is such a Dinosexual.

Dinosexual by Digger111 July 9, 2014

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021

disnosexual 

Someone who is only attracted to Disney Channel stars, Disney cartoon characters, and just Disney in general. Such people do not date REAL people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about Disney Channel stars. They usually are fans of High School Musical, The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Disnosexuals are usually preteens.

Lisa and I were at the mall when we passed a Disney store. Inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a Zac Efron pillow, a Jonas Brother's Diary, and a Hannah Montana Barbie Doll.

Lisa: Jesus, what disnosexuals. They should get boyfriends.

disnosexual by PrincessGoldieLocks January 8, 2009