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delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter
girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo
dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021

diegosexual 

A person who loves Diego attracted to him sexually and can go 4rounds non stop with him
"Boyfriend I think am becoming a Diegosexual"
diegosexual by Diegosexual November 14, 2020

Dinosexual 

Is someone that can't be bothered finding someone to have sex with, thus leading to the extinction of there species.
Dynomite is such a Dinosexual.
Dinosexual by Digger111 July 9, 2014

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter
girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo
dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021

disnosexual 

Someone who is only attracted to Disney Channel stars, Disney cartoon characters, and just Disney in general. Such people do not date REAL people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about Disney Channel stars. They usually are fans of High School Musical, The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Disnosexuals are usually preteens.
Lisa and I were at the mall when we passed a Disney store. Inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a Zac Efron pillow, a Jonas Brother's Diary, and a Hannah Montana Barbie Doll.

Lisa: Jesus, what disnosexuals. They should get boyfriends.
disnosexual by PrincessGoldieLocks January 8, 2009
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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