Definitions by dildosexual

Canned Belt 

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

Canned Belt by dildosexual January 7, 2024

Croner 

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

Croner by dildosexual September 7, 2023

colombian horse 

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

colombian horse by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021