dildosexual's definitions

Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024

Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 7, 2023