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Your lord and savior.
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A normal human by the surname Brando who trancended humanity. Dio put an ancient stone mask over his face and stabbed his rival Jonathan Joestar's father, dowsing the mask in blood and causing its bones to impale his skull, awaking the brain's hidden abilities. By doing so, he became a vampire with numerous powers.

Dio Brando is the main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1, and comes back stronger than ever in Part 3.

JoJo... There's a limit to human ability... I've learned one thing in my short life. The harder you plan, the less things will go according to your plans! As long as you cannot go beyond humanity...
by IcyHaku April 16, 2005
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Someone who wears a mask and pretends to be wholesome, when in reality he’s a fake ass snake who is not wholesome and gets pissy when he doesn’t get his way
Joseph: Dio is so fake
Kaishi: I know right
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Perhaps the greatest metal god of all time.

See: Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark
Man: Who is Dio?
Another Man: You don't know who Dio is? Dio is a sword-swinging, swash-buckling, hand-guesturing, god of rock!
Man: No shit?
by SpookyTree April 14, 2004
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slang term for diarrhea.
Pronounced die-o while Ronnie James is dee-o
I took a monster dio and now my ass hurts.
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1. Heavy metal band fronted by Ronnie James Dio, formed in 1983 after leaving Black Sabbath.
2. Ronnie James Dio himself, a heavy metal singer best known as popularizing the "horns" hand guesture in the world of heavy metal, which is still seen at heavy metal concerts today
3. (adjective) refers to a band's albums or time span that feature Ronnie James Dio; more specifically in reference to Black Sabbath and Rainbow
1. The songs "Holy Diver", "Rainbow In The Dark", "The Last In Line", and "Hungry for Heaven" are by the band Dio.
2. "Dio? Yeah, he rocks!"
3. "When it comes to the band Rainbow, I really like the Dio years. I also like Dio-era Black Sabbath."
by Bill M. September 10, 2004
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A band formed in 1982 by Ronnie James Dio, The Unquestionable God of All Heavy Metal and greatest singer of all time, who is 63 years old and has not retired.
If some mallcore sheep got within 20 feet of Dio, they would spontaneously combust.
by Zaal' Goron February 25, 2005
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