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Gyro

Derived from the word "Gyrosexual," meaning "lover of green penises. A gyro is someone who has a great passion for the color green.
Frank is an artist who only paints using the color green because he is a gyro.
by HORNYGREENMAN June 21, 2019
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protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.
Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.
by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017
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delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017
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gyrogasm

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again
by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019
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dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis
1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf
by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017
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gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.
Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man
by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019
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gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things
by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017
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