Definitions by HORNYGREENMAN

gyropedokidnapper 

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

gyropedokidnapper by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019

Gyro

Derived from the word "Gyrosexual," meaning "lover of green penises. A gyro is someone who has a great passion for the color green.

Frank is an artist who only paints using the color green because he is a gyro.

Gyro by HORNYGREENMAN June 21, 2019

gyrogasm 

cumming green semen

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again

gyrogasm by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019

protosexual 

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

protosexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Bryasexual 

A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.

Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.

Bryasexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

penalsexual 

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

penalsexual by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

butter'd up by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017