HORNYGREENMAN's definitions

gyrogasm

cumming green semen

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again

by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019

Gyro

Derived from the word "Gyrosexual," meaning "lover of green penises. A gyro is someone who has a great passion for the color green.

Frank is an artist who only paints using the color green because he is a gyro.

by HORNYGREENMAN June 21, 2019

gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019

penalsexual

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Bryasexual

A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.

Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017