gyrogasm

cumming green semen

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again

by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019

dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

by HORNYGREENMAN September 09, 2019

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

penalsexual

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017