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A Dildare is the act of using something for sexual penetration that was not built for such an act.
The shampoo bottle was very sleek and suggestive, I was very horny and used it to get off, it was quite the DILDARE!
Dildare by Levy Gravy September 10, 2011
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When an individual attends an event with the initial intent of not drinking too much, but one thing leads to another and they end up being the most drunk at the gathering.
Dude, she said she had class so she wasn't drinking much but last time i saw her she had fallen into the garden. Totally dilared it.
Dilared by muEngie February 23, 2011
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dildarchery 

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.
I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!
dildarchery by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

Dildamesh 

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.
you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh
The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.
Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.
Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019
The spanish -ar verb "To Dildo" often heard on the streets of Mexico to describe the mexicana chiquitas late night activities..due to an influx of immigrants the verb has made its way into the english language...it is never a good thing to be "dildaring" or "dildando" though many famous people have Dildar-ed in the past
1.)"Yo, you see that kid driving a purple saturn and emoing it?"

"ya man whats up with him today, he seems to dildar it all the time after he started working at market basket"

2.)"Quieres dildar en la playa con Alejandro y yo? dildamos todos los dias"
Dildar by Nicky killa bee B February 27, 2008
The act of using a dildo.
"Chrissie dildated herself for close to an hour before she could make herself cum. Bitch was asshole naked bent over my couch. It was pretty wild, I think the is taking the breakup with Toddrick really bad. But hey, free show right? Yeah I'll ask Toddrick about getting her pots and pans back."
dildate by jigoku November 10, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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