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A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"
"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.
Dildard by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011
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dildarchery 

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.
I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!
dildarchery by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018
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Dillard Drive Middle School 

hey did u go to Dillard Drive Middle School
The spanish -ar verb "To Dildo" often heard on the streets of Mexico to describe the mexicana chiquitas late night activities..due to an influx of immigrants the verb has made its way into the english language...it is never a good thing to be "dildaring" or "dildando" though many famous people have Dildar-ed in the past
1.)"Yo, you see that kid driving a purple saturn and emoing it?"

"ya man whats up with him today, he seems to dildar it all the time after he started working at market basket"

2.)"Quieres dildar en la playa con Alejandro y yo? dildamos todos los dias"
Dildar by Nicky killa bee B February 27, 2008

Dillard Park 

The realist hood in broward😬they gone bring prushaa ,y’all go fuck with lulmaine mtm and onetrice music on YouTube and sound cloud 🤯 Free lil josh pussy hoe, free fox 🥶
I’m from da 7em ,Dillard Park
Dillard Park by 7emshit November 16, 2018
a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina
That dildurd got shit all over my pussy.
Dildurd by fupalot May 4, 2009
A person who is so stupid that they are both a dildo and a retard. Used in extreme anger towards someone. Originated in Baltimore when i was getting mad at someone for being an idiot.
Thomas is such a diltard. He wiped his ass with my project because he couldn't find toilet paper.
diltard by ravensdude June 12, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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