"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground
punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine
beat,
Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform
masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation
Bop and Horrible noise
art.
The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.
The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no
mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the
internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of
december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
