Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

Misses

The act of missing someone when they are overseas. You lose interest in all normal activities such as eating, bathing, sleeping, socialising and masturbating. The first week is the hardest then when the second week comes around you are completely numb to any feeling and sit by the phone waiting for your "misses" to contact you. This may happen if you are deeply in love with the person who has gone overseas.

I misses her so much

by ihatecrybabies May 22, 2009

Misses Pippi

When a female lovingly "hovers" above a toilet seat pissing all over it in the process.

MARCO: "Hey Misses Pippi, thanks for the hot yellow urine I just sat on and the stale lingering Cheerio smell." MISSES PIPPI: " It's got electrolytes."

by Terio Marin June 13, 2016

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

thug misses

1. Other word for Gangsta Boo, meaning a girl down with the thugs.
2. Rapstress Khia's AKA.

1. Thug misses, Queen Bitch, all my soldiers die with me (Khia)
2. That album Thug Misses is OTC!!

by SyntaxE July 10, 2006

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009