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dildorino 

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.
"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"
dildorino by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

Dick DiLorenzo 

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!
Dick DiLorenzo by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004

Dildogenence 

1. (adj) Acting spineless and floppy like a wriggling fake penis.

2. (adj) Acting like a poser (fake) and a dick.

2. (adj) Something of awesome proportions and magnitude.

See also: Dildojo, Dildike, Dildoser and Dildisease
Guy1: Dude! He just slapped your mom!

Guy2: Really!?!

Guy1: You gotta go help her. Kill that guy!

Guy2: He looks kinda buff though......

Guy2: Don't look now, your dildogenence is showing...
Children that are acting like dildos.
Did you meet the Smiths? Their kids are serious dildren.
dildren by sneakybasterd April 19, 2014

Plastic Dildopenis 

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.
This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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