Dijst 

Dutch slang word for dick. Also used as a verb.

You're such a Dijst today. Man, you just got dijsted.

Dijst by gerexpat November 1, 2017

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't by Aidag June 1, 2018

Distance Dime 

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.

-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.

Distance Dime by stheballer October 22, 2015

SoCal Distancing 

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

SoCal Distancing by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020