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To visit someone using social distance guidelines
I’m going on a dist to see my friend Tess.
Dist by StephyLyn June 12, 2020
Words you can keep
Someone that isn't even worthy of being called something that exists. Also can be used to call someone a loner. Not to be mistaken as 'Dissed'.
Spammer: "Make a wish, post this to 10 things, and look at ur hand lol."
Person: "Dumbass."
Person 2: "He's not even a dumbass. That's to kind. he just a dist."
Dist by Darkneo449 February 20, 2011
To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.
I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.
dist by Jacob May 3, 2004
"distance", abbreviated. much better usage in the sentence "way off in the dist". without the way off, it's basically...way off.
proper usage:
"yo bro hit me up"
"naw man my piece is way off in the dist"
or
"dude what's the matter with your results? this data is way off in the dist"

improper usage:
"the dist of the hypotenuse is 5"
"keep your dist!"
"smoke in the dist"
Dist by MamaJuski July 16, 2008
DIST - the act of dusting with a feather duster inserted in one's anus. Origin is a combination of FIST and DUST.
To the horror of the other patrons, John stuck a feather duster up his ass and began to DIST the countertop. "Oh my", he remarked "I thought you said social DISTING required"
Dist by Rentalfloss February 14, 2022
I swear, Kiley is such a Dist

A dist?

Yeah! A Sadist!

dist-Urban Dictionary 

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.
I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.
dist-Urban Dictionary by Drayuh February 16, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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