dipster

A connoisseur of the hottest new dips.

Used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on Facebook or Something Awful).

a: Fuck you, hipster.
b: I'm not a hipster; I'm a dipster.
a: I love dip!
b: Have you tried the new Jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?

by Disappointed Urban Dict User February 16, 2010

dipster

someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)

Our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.

by Becky March 01, 2004

dipster

A 'hipster' who's so dorky-looking that your have to mix the words 'dork' and 'hipster' to make 'dipster'. Usually they wear old-school glasses, tight plaid pants, have pasty skin, strange moustaches and hair-dos and generally are attempting to fit into the infamous 'hipster' crowd, but are on the outskirts, fitting into the even worse 'dipster' crowd.

(People-watching outside window of apartment as people walk by, commenting on their looks and attire)
Guy: 'Did you see that dipster walk by? What a weird, goofy outfit they're wearing!'
Girl: 'Freakin' dipsters, I feel sorry for them, they don't even fit into with the goofy 'hipster' clique. How sad!'

by coozehound72 April 21, 2011

dipster

A name that is given to persons with the ability to bring sexual climax to their partner by merely touching them.

Marco graced me with his unnatural abilities once more when he leaned over to flick a crumb from my shoulder. With nothing more than this quick touch, I began to climax again. He is soooooo dipster.

by Papsi May 30, 2005

dipster

a name for loser friends who ditch you and act like your invisible.

At the basketball game my friend's were being dipsters.

by Tina February 25, 2005

dipster

a dork in dallas. all dorks in dallas are usually referred to as dipsters.

did you see that guy over there making that sig, it looks pretty good but i heard he's from dallas. what a dipster.

by brandonphoenix June 06, 2005

Dipster

A person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. Will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. Usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from Urban Outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control glasses.

Habitat: The Dipster is extensively distributed in Brooklyn, NY, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve PBR. They can be abundantly found wandering around Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.

Derivation: "Dipshit" + "Hipster" = Dipster

Hey check out the "dipster" with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. What a douchebag!

by Big NasD February 10, 2010