When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.
by Kalepsis October 13, 2007

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.
by o0sambo0o September 05, 2008

A name you call a dumbass when they fall and hurt themselves or just do something incredibly stupid.
by BigBoiDante August 20, 2018

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
by disc.inc. May 04, 2010

by Light Joker April 27, 2007

by muffindamule October 06, 2006
