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dipsticking

The act of inserting an erect penis into a menstruating girl's vagina to check for blood similarly as one would check for oil in an automobile. It is also a good way to measure the depth of a woman's vagina. If a large enough man measures his own length prior to dipsticking, the amount of "oil" on his penis post-dipsticking will determine her depth.
Remember that during dipsticking it is important to wipe the dipstick off before you check for oil to yield sufficient results. It's got to be clean, and you have to give it a good swab."

-The latter, has in fact been attempted with satisfactory results.
by disc.inc. May 4, 2010
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When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.
Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!
by William_Scatner April 12, 2011
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While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.
I think I got herpes from that can at the truck stop... I couldn't keep my wick from dipsticking.
by Kalepsis October 13, 2007
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Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.
I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.
by o0sambo0o September 5, 2008
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Sleeping with two women in one day without washing your meat.
Damnnn Daniel, you dipsticking again. Poor girl doesn't even know
by ThrowingRopes September 11, 2018
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When a man pulls out of one woman's vagina and another woman licks and suck the first woman's vaginal secretions off of his penis.
I was taking turns on the women and they were dipsticking me as I went back and forth between them.
by RainforestFor3 December 21, 2021
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Where you wet your penis inside of a woman's vagina, dip your penis in a grandparents ashes, then the same woman sucks the ashes off.
"Hey, do you want to try dipsticking later?"
by Midar, Dead man December 29, 2024
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