Dickswidth 

Dickswidth; a term used when describing the distance between one object and another, or the length of any particular item typically around 6 inches*

* Average penis size determined from a study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms, who found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in)

Lukus: Pass the grinder!
Haylock: I cant reach man
Lukus: It's only about a dickswidth away!

Tassell: How big was the stinging nettle?
Willils: About a dickswidth!
Tassell: And he still ate it!? N'awww
Willis: *spear tackle into river

Dickswidth by CllrBlets November 9, 2012

dickwithdrawl 

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.

Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

dickwithdrawl by Westical Twatkins May 4, 2020

dicksmith

A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.

A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.

dicksmith by zedkiel January 17, 2008

dicksmith

another term for whore/slut. She "bangs" dicks like a blacksmith "bangs" metal.

Did you see that dicksmith on the corner of 4th and Elm St?

dicksmith by MN_Kid January 27, 2010

dickwith factor 

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

dickwith factor by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

dicksmith

one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.

Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.

dicksmith by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009

Dicksmith

One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.

Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith

Dicksmith by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007