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A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
by zedkiel January 15, 2008
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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another term for whore/slut. She "bangs" dicks like a blacksmith "bangs" metal.
Did you see that dicksmith on the corner of 4th and Elm St?
by MN_Kid January 26, 2010
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A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.
by John Martini September 01, 2006
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verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.
Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!
by Mutty August 26, 2005
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one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.
Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.
by Kid Dickwell December 05, 2009
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One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.
Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith
by Jodi Henson May 31, 2007
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