condoms 

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

condoms by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

condoms 

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs

"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..

condoms by blazedude05 April 23, 2005

Condoms 

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

Condoms by ilyHudy June 14, 2010

Condoms 

Something we need in order to not become pregnant

Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom

Condoms by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014

Condoms 

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

Condoms by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

condoms 

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

condoms by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006

Condoms 

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

Condoms by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019