Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

by ilyHudy June 14, 2010

Condoms

Something we need in order to not become pregnant

Boy-Baby how are you pregnant oh wait it's because we didn't use a condoms

Girl- because we didn't use a condom

by Xmsbrightsidex December 25, 2014

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 03, 2018

Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 08, 2019

Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.

If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.

by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018

Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

by BBPow August 15, 2010

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021