dickstench

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.

"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."

by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010

Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dickwrench

a combination of being a dick and a tool at the same time.

Say, eric, you dickwrench, why would u drive my girlfriend to the drunken barn dance, You know your not getting any as a result...dickwrench.

by nick voss and gerbs fruscillo December 4, 2006

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

Dickstinct

The blocking reaction made or the feeling like someone is going to hit you in the junk

She was going to knee me in the junk but then my dickstinct kicked in.

by The sexicutioner March 31, 2015