Definitions by 5-8-6
Dickstretch
A preposterous, self-aggrandising oaf, often prone to exaggerating his own self-worth. Boastful, inane, with little sense of social decorum, self-restraint or modesty.
An utterance designed to signify personal displeasure with a situation, interlocutor or state of mind.
An utterance designed to signify personal displeasure with a situation, interlocutor or state of mind.
1: Did you hear X waffle on about the sociology of fish and chips last night?
2: I know, what a dickstretch!
1: (On contemplating the blister caused by walking too far in a new pair of shoes) Dickstretch!
2: I know, what a dickstretch!
1: (On contemplating the blister caused by walking too far in a new pair of shoes) Dickstretch!
Dickstretch by 5-8-6 September 7, 2026