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exclusive possession or control of many dicks
soon luciano will have a dickopoly
dickopoly by sa July 27, 2003
Words you can keep
For a individual male to have exclusivity opportunity to have sexual relations with a group of females.

Ie. Your dick having a monopoly over a group of women as you are the only straight male in the group setting.
When Steve showed up to his Gender Studies class, he quickly he realized he was the only male registered.

Steve did not mind because he now had a dickopoly over the bitches in this class.
Dickopoly by Storm11 March 31, 2014
Attack made wit many dicks, preferably in a hole
Oh Shit Man! Sammy Just Got A Dickopoly Up The Ass,I Think He Liked It
dickopoly by Tha Supa Stud July 29, 2003

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

dickoholic 

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them
Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!
dickoholic by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016

Dickology 

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.
Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad
Dickology by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

dickotomy 

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.
"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."
dickotomy by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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