Dickoplata

The act of submitting one's penis with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as "omoplata". This is also comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan's favorite sexual position.

Kage: demonstrates the omoplata This is a ju jitsu move!

Chochie: takes off clothes I'm going to try it on you now.

Kage: That's not my arm....

Joe Rogan: yelling through the window She is going for the dickoplata!

by kagefightteam August 3, 2009

dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.

What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?

by EvCrock September 5, 2017

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

dickolletage

A plunging pant line; similar to decolletage, but for pants. Often revealing a happy trail.

"Damn, Dave is showing some dickolletage wearing that wife pleaser with those low rise jeans.

by bankcranium December 24, 2022

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Dickapatate

to cut off the head of the penis

in jail i dickapatated a raping inmate

by Jill69 July 1, 2009