dickotomy 

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.

"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."

dickotomy by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019

DICKOTOMY 

#DICKOTOMY a psychological disease, some men don’t like their #DICKS and some women want to always want a #DICK to play with.

My father woke up one day and said he’s my mother now but doesn’t want to remove his male genitalia since he’s suffering with #DICKOTOMY.

DICKOTOMY by Frank Palace June 11, 2022

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.

Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"

Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

fat or pregnant dichotomy by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Dickotry 

The careful art or act of being a dick.

Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.

Dickotry by chordstricken December 8, 2007

Dickology 

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.

Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad

Dickology by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

College Graduate Dichotomy 

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

College Graduate Dichotomy by collegegrad January 8, 2011