dickopotamus 

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickopotamus 

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Dickapotamus 

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

Dickapotamus by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

Dildopotamus 

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.

I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.

Dildopotamus by John Wesley February 13, 2008

Dippopotamus 

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

dorkopotamus 

Someone you care deeply for, and you just wanna tease them. :)

Babe your such a dorkopotamus, its so cute.

dorkopotamus by desiiiiiiiiii December 12, 2009

Dickopotomus 

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

Dickopotomus by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016