Dicketh 

The mightiest of dicks. They say that size doesn't matter and it's the motion of the ocean and that applies to dicketh. Dicketh might be small but it makes tsunamis while everyone else is in dead waters.

The mighty dicketh is all powerful

Dicketh by Big boto hammah February 21, 2020

dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.

Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

dickette by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008

Dickety dick 

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

Dickety dick by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020

dickety 

A replacement for the word "twenty".

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

dickety by Bob May 7, 2003

Dicket 

(n.) - A ticket written by a police officer for an asshole reason just to dick with you.

Dude, I got a dicket for doing 48 in a 45!

Dicket by Thracks February 4, 2008

dickety 

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

dickety by SiliconHero May 3, 2003