dickthief

Synonym for home wrecker, i.e. a person who cheats with a taken individual with the intentions to break up the relationship, thus making the relationship their own.

Note: Can apply to men as well.

For women:
Bill: I heard that whore Prim is getting it in with Franklin.

Chevy: But he has a girlfriend!

Bill: Yea, she's a real dickthief.
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For men:

Arturo: I heard that slut Francisco is cheating with Paul.

Jimmy: Isn't Silvano his beau though?

Arturo: Damn right girl! What a fucking dickthief.

by James Lipton II November 20, 2011

dickthief

One who steals cocks; used like the word "cockbag".

According to Colin Hart, Tim Sporcic is a complete dickthief.

Can be used like cockbag; "Surprise, dickthief!"

by Mo Jawn AK47 October 23, 2008

Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011

Reverse Colombian Dicktie

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.

News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."

by Jb_666 November 18, 2014

Dicktified

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.

Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified

by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009