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Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.
Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"
Dorkenheimer by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Dickzheimers

When one forgets whose penis is in them at any given moment or doesn't approve that there is one inside them and tries to fight off the penis possessor.
Mike Tyson didn't rape Desiree Washington. That bitch has Dickzheimers.
Dickzheimers by bc-otch August 23, 2009

Dookenheimer 

Where you have diarrhea and pss on it making it look like an explosion
I just pulled a dookenheimer in the woods
Dookenheimer by Seniormonkey September 21, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026