dickety

A replacement for the word "twenty".

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

by Bob May 7, 2003

dickety

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

by SiliconHero May 3, 2003

Dickety dick

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017

Dickety Pickety

To send one an image of you dick via picture message
Originated from the phrase Dick Pic

Hey dude, I sent that girl a smashing dickety pickety last night

by je m’appelle TillyTot February 6, 2019

dickety-boo

(n.) from the latin, dicketus beum. 1. an amount equal to zero. 2. having or possessing nothing.

When questioned as to his whereabouts on Saturday night, Harold replied, "Your inquests amount to dickety-boo."

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

Dickeyphilia

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.

"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines

by HelloDarkn3ssMyOldFriend July 14, 2016