Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
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In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.
"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson
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A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.
Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
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when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.
I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/
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(n.) from the latin, dicketus beum. 1. an amount equal to zero. 2. having or possessing nothing.
When questioned as to his whereabouts on Saturday night, Harold replied, "Your inquests amount to dickety-boo."
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
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To send one an image of you dick via picture message
Originated from the phrase Dick Pic
Hey dude, I sent that girl a smashing dickety pickety last night
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