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dickety
In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.
dickety by SiliconHero May 3, 2003
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dickety • dickety-boo • Dickety dick • Dickety Pickety • dickety-split • Dicketydooda • dickery • Dickey • dicket • dickette
Dickety dick
A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.
Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dickety dick by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009
dickety-split
dickety-split by mag$$ February 19, 2017
Dickety Pickety
Dickety Pickety by je m’appelle TillyTot February 6, 2019
dickety-boo
When questioned as to his whereabouts on Saturday night, Harold replied, "Your inquests amount to dickety-boo."
dickety-boo by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
Dickeyphilia
Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.
Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.
Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.
"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines
Dickeyphilia by HelloDarkn3ssMyOldFriend July 14, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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